I do not have a deathray!

For the very last time!

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askklauswulfenbach asked: Oh, for goodness sake, calm down. I'd already saddled you with being the heir to one throne. You hardly needed to deal with being a prince as well as a tyrant in training. Despite what you seem to think, I DO try not to overburden you.

Try not to overburden me with the fact that I actually have a living mother?

Wow, thank you. Thank you so much, Father.

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belovedofashtara asked: Ashtara's nipple piercing! Has Klaus really taught you nothing? When someone with a vagina and someone with a penis have sex--Did he at least teach you what that is?-- Sometimes the sperm from the penis can fertilize and the person with a vagina gets pregnant...

WAIT WAIT WAIT I ALREADY—

I… already know how that works.

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askklauswulfenbach asked: I really did mean to tell you. It was just never quite the right time.

IT’S NEVER THE RIGHT TIME, IS IT?

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belovedofashtara asked: Oh dear... you poor thing I'm sorry. -Holds him away and touches his cheek- Your father and I are going to have to have a little chat. Gilgamesh, dear, I'm your mother.

But… There’s no way! I thought—

I was certain that my mother…

HOW?!

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